The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

The power of digital distribution over physical retail outlets is you have a chance to create a global audience.

Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure.

Foreign countries should impose sanctions against Putin's corrupt network.

It is like confessing to a murder.

Moping is an unattractive attribute in a man.

There. Maybe if you're lucky, you'll get a scar! That's what you want, isn't it?

And I think Hillary Clinton is able to be elected president of the United States.

Many other countries have already banned human cloning, and there are efforts at the UN to make such a ban universal.

Playing solo is difficult because you have to keep the momentum yourself. You have to continue to create and develop, so it forces you to stretch in a variety of ways.

To be wiser than other men is to be honester than they; and strength of mind is only courage to see and speak the truth.