The fruits of life fall into the hands of those who climb the tree and pick them.

Everybody admires a go-getter if he is tactful.

The one way of tolerating existence is to lose oneself in literature as in a perpetual orgy.

Every criminal would be an artist if he had the talent, and every artist would become a criminal if he had the guts.

All evil stems from this-that we do. Know how to handle your solitude.

The Republican Party is not inclusive.

Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one.

My music is best understood by children and animals.

There is as much deception in noise as there is in silence

I think even Republicans are saying [Andrew] Puzder may have a problem.

If you want to be happy, be happy.

Journalism makes you think fast. You have to speak to people in all walks of life. Especially local journalism.