The fuel for the sports fan is the ability to have private theories.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Be honest with yourself.You can’t be the bestyou can be unless you knowwho you really are.

I hand him the single greatest work of fiction known to man: my resume.

Modern American marriage is like a wire fence. The woman's the wire -the posts are the husband's.

The three saddest things are the ill wanting to be well, the poor wanting to be rich, and the constant traveler saying 'anywhere but here'.

Clearly, I am not an anarchist. Philosophically, I might be, but I think in practical terms.

How can we understand forgiveness if we haven't recognized the depth of our sin?

We all have points in our lives where two roads present themselves and we have to make a decision very fast. We don't know how it will impact our lives, but it usually does.

It is a fraud of the Christian system to call the sciences human invention; it is only the application of them that is human.

The gospel has two parts. It has the part that says you're a sinner, and it has the part that says you're loved and accepted.

It takes more than industry to industrialize.