The fully planned economy, so far from being unpopular, is warmly regarded by those who know it best.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Oligopoly is an imperfect monopoly. Like the despotism of the Dual Monarchy, it is saved only by its incompetence.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

Simple minds, presumably, are the easiest to manage.

Every corner of the public psyche is canvassed by some of the most talented citizens to see if the desire for some merchandisable product can be cultivated.

Future is predestined and unchangeable.

I'd rather come back with a few transcendent memories than an album of snapshots.

Saving the world was merely a hobby. My *vocation* has been that of inspector of desert water holes.

His cold eyes stared at me. At last, he said wearily: "I have more faith in Hitler than in anyone else. He alone has kept his promises, all his promises, to the Jewish people.

Don't try to be original. Be simple. Be good technically, and if there is something in you, it will come out.

My love though silly is more brave.

My hand aching because grace wasn't underneath it 3!

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as unqualified as some of the men who are already there.

I've always loved music and felt connected to it, but was too afraid to explore that avenue.

Murderers very often start out by killing and torturing animals as kids.