The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle.

I do everything the man does, only backwards and in high heels!

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first.

When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction.

Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time.

You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything.

The most important thing in anyone's life is to be giving something. The quality I can give is fun, joy and happiness. This is my gift.

Perhaps I am old-fashioned, but black and white films still hold an affectionate place in my heart; they have an incomparable mystique and mood.

I don't care what the critics say. My fabulous mom will give me a good review if nobody else does.

There's nothing a man can do, that i can't do better and in heels

I believe in dressing for the occasion. There's a time for sweater, sneakers and Levis and a time for the full-dress jazz.

Word by word, the language of women so often begins with a whisper.

Cheating was a concept both foreign and integral to the fighting of wars.

I love how you aren't weird and awkward, despite the fact that you've been severely cut off from socialization to the point where you make the Amish look trendy.

Nirvana is where you are, provided you don't object to it.

Anxiety is the essential condition of intellectual and artistic creation and everything that is finest in human history.

The gurus come from the sickliest nation on earth to tell us how to live. And we pay them for it.

Let me not fuss and fret at my incompetence but be still and know that Thou art God.

War is always a professional enterprise; despair is left to amateurs.

Nature favors those organisms which leave the environment in better shape for their progeny to survive.

The only thing that matters is when the team wins.