The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world.

I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.

When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.

To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place.

Something good always happens at 4:20 for me.

The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.

Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world.

Boredom is a disease, too.

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

One of the most dangerous forms of human error is forgetting what one is trying to achieve.

What is a great life but a youthful intention carried out in maturity?

Even the laziest King flees wildly in the face of a double check!

The bickering and fighting and hating that women do with each other - it's going to kill us as a race of people.

The largest living land mammal is the absent mind.

People ask me if I ever see my father and I say yes, because he puts in the effort. He calls all the time to tell us he's proud of us.

Perseverance and perspective until victory.

My son ain't going to be miserable because he's going to be the child of a rock star, the end.

The greatest force in the world today is the power of God as it works through man.