The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.

I keep thinking the bad guys will win in the end and take it all away, but somehow it all seems to keep working.

I'm Here All Weak might be the strangest comedy album I have ever heard. But I've listened twice, which is more than I listen to 90 percent of all comedy albums, so I think I love it?

Mike Holmes is insanely talented and his work bristles with the kind of humanity and insight that is rare in comics – or in humans, for that matter.

I love doing the show more than anything. It's truly the most satisfying thing creatively that I've ever had in my life.

My day job is writing for television. So I've been on enough sets, and I know how things work.

I will say, the performers in the musical are some of the most super-talented people I've ever seen.

In indie rock, there's the phenomenon of: "Oh, this guy seems totally normal, but he's actually crazy." There's more of that out there than you'd think.

Creeps get rewarded for being creepy.

I get so much inspiration from people working hard at music, even though it's nothing to do with what I do.

I always have a lot of respect for people who do things. Even if it's the worst garbage on earth.

Alas! in the clothes of the greatest potentate, what is there but a man?

Real management is developing people through work.

I've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Formality is sufficiently revenged upon the world for being so unreasonably laughed at; it is destroyed, it is true, but it hath the spiteful satisfaction of seeing everything destroyed with it.

I enjoy all mediums, and I have to say, music is the medium that first made me understand how powerful art could be.

If I need you I'll give you a signal.' What signal?" I'll imitate the scream of a terrified little girl

It is the mind that speaks a woman's heart, not the vaginal walls.

In any case it is not normal to put into the satisfaction of mere curiosity the amount of time and effort that scientists put into their work.

The serpentine line, or the line of grace, by its waving and winding at the same time different ways, leads the eye in a pleasing manner along the continuity of its variety.