The further off from England the nearer is to France- Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another.

We have annexed the future into our present as merely one of those manifold alternatives open to us

Sometimes we're gonna have our bad days, but we must continue to work to be great. Keep smiling. It looks beautiful on you!!

I understand the tax code better than anybody that's ever run for president.

When you are a rich man you are proud to own a Rolls Royce and when you are a poor man you are proud to own a Renault.

I think that when you're constructing entertainment; thrillers, horror movies, or anything that's gonna scare, they're all based on what our natural worries are.

I would love to have a good deal to end the nuclear ambitions of the Iranians, but I don't trust the Iranians. They've been lying and cheating.

When I got out of baseball, I got all the way out. I might watch a World Series game or something.

You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.

Concentrate on the essentials. We will then be accomplishing the greatest possible results with the effort expended.