The further you go on the show, the larger the budget gets. But in the beginning they were just like, "Here's a hundred bucks in L.A. Good luck."

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.

My brothers are my backbone. My parents are my oxygen. I can't live without them.

I spent a majority of my life in Kansas City, so I am a Chiefs and Royals guy. I used to work for the Royals for like five years in the suites department and in the stadium club restaurant.

Enjoy the experience, don't just experience the experience

I think the future is whatever I'm willing to make it.

Alcoholism is a well documented pathological reaction to unresolved grief.

If you wanna know the truth, you make or break my day. If you wanna know the truth, I wouldn't have it any other way.

It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.

I will never shy away from embarrassing myself for a good cause

I'd always wanted to grow my hair out. And now looking back on those photos I understand why I probably shouldn't have.

There are three types of friends: those like food without which you can't live those like medicine which you need occasionally and those like an illness which you never want.

Connectedness. One thing leads to another. Often in unexpected ways.

Only once did God choose a completely sinless preacher.

My father taught me that a bill is like a crying baby and has to be attended to at once.

Art comes into the highest part of the mind, that with which we can know the presence of God.

Fate pulls you in different directions

Principles of motion take precedence over sequence of motion.

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.

The water caught the Falselight glimmer like layers of shifting, translucent mirrors and formed split-second works of art in the air, but men cursed it anyway, because it made their heads wet.