The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

You ought to explore, search and seek the boundless possibilities in life.

Humanity is completely consumed with the pleasures of the flesh

Affirming belief that America is an exceptional nation has become a test of patriotism in American politics.

People can live through hardship, but from hard feelings they perish.

I figured that I'm going to bring my own version of Billy Flynn and do my very best with it and let it go.

The happier a man, the more apt he is to tremble. In hearts exclusively tender, anxiety and jealousy are in exact proportion to happiness.

People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.

I just want to do something big if I do anything at all.

The whole structure of science gradually grows, but only as it is built upon a firm foundation of past research.

My proudest accomplishment is my daughter Ella. Because she is a great person, great personality. She not really my accomplishment, she is her own, but I had something to do with it.