The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour whatever he does whoever he is.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I will only be offended if you refuse to kiss me again, as then I'll be convinced I'm a failure at it.

I love any comedic zombie movies.

What does Burma have to give the United States? We can give you the opportunity to engage with people who are ready and willing to change a society.

I've had some of the best times of my life at The KK. The best staff at the greatest college bar in the country!

Let us move forward with strong and active faith.

Literature is the voice of the human heart.

Talent is equally distributed but opportunity is not.

The era of nuclear terrorism has arrived.

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

I've spent so much time avoiding arguments and smoothing relationships with the people around me, this confrontation is painful.