The future sneaks up on us. It leaks in through the small, ordinary things.

You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?

Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power.

I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER

That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.

The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.

Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?

Pushing away unwanted feelings and situations, equals inviting them to return back with a greater strength.

War – conflict where people are made to kill to live. Caused by less than 1% of a population – and experienced by the rest.

Medicare provided guaranteed equal coverage, something that the private sector could not

I did it for a living, made a career out of it, but now I've turned it into somewhat of a hobby.

I mean, you could have said Elvis Presley was new wave when it happened. I heard Willy DeVille and Tom Petty and to me they were new wave really because they were new.

It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends.

Me and my harp was a love affair from way back.

Great love isn't two people finding the perfect match in one another. Great love is two people making the choice to be a match.

Your heart becomes gangrenous in your body when you go against your talent.

All places, no matter where, no matter what, are worth visiting.