The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

There is a dangerous willful ignorance in governments to the adverse health effects of the various forms of electromagnetic radiation.

The impact of television on our culture is. . . indescribable. There's a certain sense in which it is nearly as important as the invention of printing.

The vilest abortionist is he who attempts to mould a child's character.

You cannot lift another soul until you are standing on higher ground than he is. You cannot light a fire in another soul unless it is burning in your own soul.

Late birds get worms while early birds get tired.

To my mind, there is a reason that music is there and it's about being human.

I have this whole thing: if you look good, you feel good, and if you feel good, you look good.

Metaphysical problems about "mind" versus "matter" arise only from epistemological confusions.

Im a golfer and have had three holes in one.

I don't think I've ever seen a piece of commercial software where the next version is simpler rather than more complex.