The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well.

I'm strong, I'm tough, I still wear my eyeliner.

As long as the hummingbird had not abandoned the land, somewhere there were still flowers, and they could all go on.

A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable.

Everyone talks about age, but it's not about age. It's about work ethic. Winning never gets old.

There are things in American culture that want to wipe the class distinction. Blue jeans. Ready-made clothes. Coca-Cola.

I will tell you something about stories . . . They aren't just entertainment. Don't be fooled. They are all we have, you see, all we have to fight off illness and death.

Henry Miller wrote novels, but he calls his protagonist Henry, often Henry Miller, and his books are in this gray area between memoir and novel.

I love the paranormal, because there, every genre I write can become one beacon for my imagination.

I long for the raised voice, the howl of rage or love.

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.

Don’t wait for people to locate you. Rather, reach out to people and help to bring them to Christ

The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!

And in his eyes he had the look of the cat who inspires a desire to caress but loves no one, who never feels he must respond to the impulses he arouses.

Wacko Glenn Beck is a sad answer to the Sarah Palin endorsement that [Ted] Cruz so desperately wanted. Glenn is a failing, crying, lost soul.

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult.

I always sleep really well, particularly before a race, when the adrenaline's pumping.

The United States is like the Titanic, and I'm here with the lifeboat trying to get people to leave the ship... I see a real financial crisis coming for the United States.

Our century is a brutal thinker.

As our society gets more complex and our people get more complacent, the role of the jester is more vital than ever before. Please stop sitting around. We need you to make a ruckus.

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?