The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !!

One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

This is going to take forever.""I wouldn't mind spending forever with you, " Zaid winked.

More and more people care about religious tolerance as fewer and fewer care about religion.

I'm a big music person. I compare a lot of my emotions to how something sounds.

On Facebook, the definition of great content is not the content that makes the most sales, but the content that people most want to share with others.

When I step into the kitchen in the morning, I go for the scrambled eggs with pine nuts and minced lamb. When I finish at night, it is hard to resist the burger.

The buried truth germinates and breaks through to the light.

A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flamming.

Get in your kitchens, buy unprocessed foods, turn off the TV, and prepare your own foods. This is liberating.

If a young woman is looking at the landscape of Hollywood, what she sees is almost only challenges.

I have always said that if I were a rich man, I would employ a professional praiser.