The genius of vinyl is that it allows - commands! - us to put our fingerprints all over that history: to blend and chop and reconfigure it, mock and muse upon it, backspin and skip through it.

Being Jewish is a big part of my artistic sensibility and my humor... I think it gives me a certain take on the world on a literary level.

We had a kid. The kid was awesome. She didn't fall asleep easily. We complained about it. We got frustrated. But we didn't look for an out. We just accepted that this was part of parenting.

It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.

Many times people will ask themselves, "where do I fit in?" This is my answer: You have the ability to fit where ever you are meant to be.

I have no ambition to govern men it is a painful and thankless office.

To the folks that continue to support through ups and downs... good and bad... I can't thank you.

The shot will go smoothly only when it takes the archer himself by surprise.

They should ask their parents if it would be all right for their son or daughter to marry a Negro.

Truth revealed from heaven is worth more than all the notions of men.

The practice of law sharpens the mind by making it narrow.

It is important to integrate immigrants into society and to welcome them in the church community

The idea of voluntary segregation went against every value I had been taught. What did being born black have to do with excellence?