The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.

The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

Just as the hand rushes involuntarily to protect one's honor in case of accidental state of undress, so does a friend come to his friend's aid without being asked

Strange bonds of trust and self-deception tend to grow between journalists and their subjects.

Love is the essence of the holiness of the Church.

When your world has shattered, ain't nothing else matters. It ain't over, it's only love and that's all.

The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers.

We don’t do what we do for the glory or the fame or the credit; we do it for the quiet satisfaction of making the world a better place, saving the lives of innocents, and being better than you are.

I never set out to write songs about the world around me... it just kind of came about as a result of paying more attention to things.

As he closed the door he said over his shoulder, "Because you're a good lass." A heavy sigh. "And I'm no' a good man.

Power without abuse loses its charm.

Racial relations in this country are plummeting. Racial strife is rising. All the while, Obama is out there talking about unity and bringing us together.