The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of rules there, literal and implied, that you have to navigate.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

One of the essential qualities of the clinician is interest in humanity, for the secret of the care of the patient is in caring for the patient.

You don't throw a compass overboard because the ocean is calm.

Blurryface is a fictional character and a reference to insecurities, which I think all people have.

That’s pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our attention. Jacking off. Denial.

Any writing teacher tells you to write what you know, and for better or for worse, Washington is a world I know well.

I can never say a line someone else has given me, which is why script meetings on TV shows always go terribly for me.

I don't know if I ever told you this before, but you're the only one I ever waited for this long.

The growing wealth aquired by them corporations never fails to be a source of abuses.

We do not destroy religion by destroying superstition.

As a child, I copied Duerer drawings and Bruegel.