The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present.

If you've lost your faith in love and music then the end won't be long.

What is your name?"Why?"So I can mark your grave...

Come with me Tlothy. Lady misfortune always brings together the unlucky.” Said Aissawa laughing.

Most artists are surrealists. ... always dreaming something and then they paint it.

I'm a do-gooder liberal.

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.

A mind not set on God is given to wandering and lacks the quality of a temple of worship.

God of hope, I look to you with an open heart and yearning spirit. During this Advent season, I will keep alert and awake, listening for your word and keeping to your precepts. My hope is in you.

The desire, which is accomplished, is sweet to the soul.