The gods have chosen to entertain me with chronic eyestrain headaches. Very poisonous episodes. So I don't do a lot of reading anymore except on tape.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

You like it in jail?""It's not too bad. You don't meet the best people, but who the hell wants to?

The bitterest fruit tastes sweet when you share it with someone you love.

Why should repeat 2-3 for the same question. Let tongue and brain connect before talking.I'm not sarcastic, I'm just brutally honest !

He that has cut the claws of the lion will not feel quite secure until he has also drawn his teeth.

Gratitude is the attitude. That's the thing.

Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.

In the event that we don't want to lose the Far East and Siberia, we need a united Europe.

I'm trying to figure out the biology of dinosaurs and what they were like as living creatures.

I'm not well-read, but when I read, I read well.

When lightning strikes, the mouse is sometimes burned with the farm.