The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss?

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

It ain't bragging if you can do it.

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him.

A circle of friends, doesn't always keep perfect relationships.

The long term health effects from utility company smart meters present a far greater risk to the general population than terrorism in the USA.

Saying of the ProphetTHE PEOPLEIt is the people who are God's family.(Muhammad the Prophet)

Perhaps it was a passing moment of madness after all. There is no trace of it any more. My odd feelings of the other week seem to me quite ridiculous today: I can no longer enter into them.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

I've known Al Gore since he was born. He has been the best little boy, he was a boring child, and he has never done anything wrong.

It was brave," countered Issa. "It was rare. It was love, and it was beautiful.

I hang out with the nerdy people they have a different sense of humor than most kids.

You say, "But He has not answered." He has, He is so near to you that His silence is the answer. His silence is big with terrific meaning that you cannot understand yet, but presently you will.

Freedom is not to be destroyed in the name of love. Freedom is a far higher value than your so-called love.