The good man's past begins to change so that his forgiven sins and remembered sorrows take on the quality of Heaven.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Baxter knows a lot more than I do, I told her.Yes, said Baxter, but I will never tell people all of it.

Do for this life as if you live forever, do for the afterlife as if you will die tomorrow.

If you have a great business, if you're great at your craft people should be coming in there. It shouldn't be this secret.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

I always think before I speak. I'm not the sort who will just say anything that comes to my mind. I'm a very emotional and sensitive person. But I'm also very strong and know my mind well.

Brabling Curres never want torne eares.

The largest question facing the human race is not when will you learn, but when will you act on what you've already learned.

Eat bread at pleasure, drink wine by measure.

I wonder if heaven got a ghetto?