The good thing about Broadway is that you don't have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Even this late it happens:the coming of love, the coming of light.

Literature illuminates life only for those to whom books are a necessity.

Fitness is not about being better than someone else... It's about being better than you used to be.

I'm always open to discussing collaborations.

It is easier to rule others than to keep from being ruled oneself.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

It is a peculiar part of the good photographer's adventure to know where luck is most likely to lie in the stream, to hook it, and to bring it in without unfair play and without too much subduing it.

I've been doing Tai Chi on and off for 20 years. The fundamentals of all martial arts are the same.

As long as you learn something from a loss, it's not really a loss.

I am going to try speaking some reckless words, and I want you to try to listen recklessly.