The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you. If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down. They will ruin your life by being intentional obstacles to your dreams.

It's always harder to be the one who's left behind than the one who leaves.

Man adapts himself to everything to the best and the worst.

Sleep: The golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.

Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God trust also in me.

Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.

Virtue is the health, true state, natural complexion of the Soul.

Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?

Some believers are fundamentalists about everything, but every believer is a fundamentalist about something.

You know how I always believe in the future. Without disorder, the revolution is impossible; knowing that, I did not lose hope, and I do not lose it now.

Now it is done. Now the story ends. And there is no way to tell it. The art of fiction is dead. Reality has strangled invention.