The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. The grass is greenest where it is watered.

We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

The examined life is no picnic.

The winding down of summer puts me in a heavy philosophical mood.

Ignorance and power and pride are a deadly mixture, you know.

All I ever needed to know I learned in kindergarten. Share everything ... Don't hit people ... Clean up your own mess.

Why is love easy? I don’t know. And the raccoons don’t say.

Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in the water of adversity and grief.

Memories and emotions could be the greatest form of torture.

Who needs them when we have each other?

Self-love is the source of all our other loves.

Look back at your life. It's always the hardest times that made you who you are.

Nothing can be accomplished just by reading words. A sick man will never be cured of his illness through merely reading medical instructions!

The ocean is this beautiful, unexplored place. Why on Earth everyone isn't down there, I don't know.

We need ask more questions.

I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you see, fellas, I ain't such a bad guy at heart.

Sometimes people stay in the same cycle their entire life, but you can still mature within it.

I think seeing happens partly through the eyes, but not entirely.