The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.

Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother - which, for the record, it had not.

I should mention, by the way, that LVR stands for Luminal Velocity Regulator. I suppose it could also stand for Large Venezeulan Rats, but in this case it does not.

On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine can that had been eagerly and violently thrown away by someone who very much liked sardines.

Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by doing that some have entertained angels without knowing it.

Humans are born to build something outrageous.

Without continuous encouragement, we may give up.

Du hast so viele Leben, wie du Sprachen sprichst. (You have as many lives as the number of languages you speak.)

A shining star will never lose it's luster, because Christ causes it to shine!

Glorify Sustainable Organisations since they benefit all society

Demon, angel, all the same thing if you go back far enough, or cut deep enough.

I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius.

I can rely on me [being a director], unlike some actors. I never got anything less than what I needed from the lead actor.

I guess I would model myself after the Bill Condons, the Frank Darabonts and the David Nutters if I were to direct a feature, which I would love to do, by the way.