The great challenge for me is to be all things to all people; I want to be a great mother, and I want to feel good when I'm at work.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

The chains that break you, are the chains that make you. And the chains that make you, are the chains you break.

It is common to seek perfection, but it is stupid to believe that you will ever reach it.

And this is where I'll end, before I know what happens next.

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

A universe whose only claim to be believed in rests on the validity of inference must not start telling us the inference is invalid.

It was really wonderful playing with Aretha [ Franklin]. I knew that she knew what she was doing, so all I had to do was sit in the background and vamp a little bit.

Everybody has something to prove each year. Everybody has a responsibility in this game. Even the batboy.

The comments you'll get from a filmmaker about your performance are going to be very different. My writing workshop is about mixing it up, cross-pollinating, not only in genres but in occupations.

I think Russia has already turned the toughest pages in its history. We're only moving forward now, only get stronger.

You cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I will more willingly part withal: except my life, except my life, except my life.