The great romance of your youth is your best friend at that age.

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do.

Germany's amongst my top three places in the world I'd like to live.

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."

I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched.

If you're trying to make someone happy, you gotta try and make them happy.

New Orleans is like the bad-kid island in 'Pinocchio.'

The great thing about 'Allen Gregory' is that we try to make it really questionable that the things he says have happened, have really happened. We like that ambiguity.

I don't like to say mean things about people's hard work.

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

I mean, being shot in slow motion doing cocaine by Martin Scorsese is, like, maybe every actor's dream. Nothing will compare to it. Except maybe having kids.

The only thing they valued higher than ammunition were Man United footballs.

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.

The most important key to the permanent enhancement of self esteem is the practice of positive inner-talk.

When I had a boxing match, all I wanted to do was put the guy on his back. That's why I chose to chase after MMA.

I always went my own road and on my own legs where I had a mind to go

It may be, it just may be, that life as we know it with its humanity is more unique than many have thought.

Most human beings only scratch the surface of their real potential. They have no idea what they're capable of.

I love thrillers. I've never made them, but I would say a really good thriller is my favorite kind of a movie. If I can get a really great thriller, you know.

The Revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades, you must carry on!

The less you need someone's approval, the more you are able to love them.