The great saint may be said to mix all his thoughts with thanks. All goods look better when they look like gifts.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Heroes didn't win. The heroes were whoever happened to win. History told their story -- the dead didn't say a word. All of it was bullshit.

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

Now that I've met you and spoken to you and felt you and tasted you, I'm done. That's it. You're the end for me.

When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.

Discovery begins by finding the discoverer.

Perhaps this is the root of all evil, that gardeners are not put in charge of our schools.

So long as there is any subject which men may not freely discuss, they are timid upon all subjects.

If you asked me, 'What do you want to say?' it would be, 'Love yourself more.'

The impression of Pakistan is that people are corrupt. I don't think they are as corrupt as they are made out to be. I can look you in the eye and tell you I've never bribed anybody.

I can understand people wanting to look their best, and taking basic steps to do it, but I kind of admire people who are comfortable enough in their own skin to be who they are.