The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.

The gift of broadcasting is, without question, the lowest human capacity to which any man could attain.

We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

Only one person in 1000 is a bore, and HE is interesting because he is one person in 1000.

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill.

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff

To be a good diarist, one must have a snouty, sneaky mind.

The worst thing, I fear, about being no longer young is that one is no longer young.

Intellectuals incline to be individualists, or even independents, are not team conscious and tend to regard obedience as a surrender of personality.

Berlin stimulates like arsenic.

Few things are more agreeable than the spectacle of a man who loses his temper; we should be grateful to such people for providing us with moments of often unsullied delight.

I had to break to pieces, so I could reassemble even stronger.

Jason decided there was nothing in the world scarier than a gang of bat-wielding grannies.

Since one cannot visually experience the presence of the Supersoul, He appears before us as a liberated devotee. Such a spiritual master is none other than Krishna himself.

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

There's a good reason catas say me-ow rather than we-ow or you-ow.

The mark of the true church is an expanding witness to the presence of God.

Insufficient facts always invite danger.

If you identify yourself as a great football player, anytime anyone challenges that, you're going to have some kind of problem.

Change is no threat to culture.

As long as one American is hungry... then we have unfinished business in this country.