The great thing about cake is it doesn't feel like work. You forget about work. Kids, adults, they all get the same look in their eye when they're decorating cakes... That's the magic right there.

I'm not on a mission. I'm not a paragon of health for anybody. I'm not going to run a marathon or model for 'Men's Health' or go on bike rides with Lance Armstrong. I'm not. Trust me.

I feel like I'm 18, with the maturity level of like a 14-year-old. I'm still the same goofball; I'm still in college, as far as I'm concerned.

Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I'm pretty socially conscious.

I love history because when you strip away the social and political aspects, it's really just a bunch of fun stories.

I'm a neurotic Jew who doesn't want loans. I can't even carry a balance on my credit card without having a nervous breakdown.

A man can get discouraged many times but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying.

And you get Thomas Paine, who's the least religious Founding Father saying, you've got to teach creation science in the classroom. Scientific method demands that.

There are some quite tricky challenges facing everybody working in Crimea and I shall be engaging with various government people.

The real con artist is Senator Marco Rubio who was elected in Florida and who has the worst voting record in the United States Senate. He doesn't go to vote. He's absent.

What money can buy has very little value beyond the necessaries of life.

I make a hundred mistakes a day. I am, and have been, and will continue to be, wrong about almost everything.

But I know every rock and tree and creature has a life, has a spirit, has a name.

The best education for the best is the best education for all.

No one should feel sorry for a successful screenwriter.

You definitely feel a little exposed, because some of your friends call you like, "Man, I need that much."