The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'.

You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.

The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut.

The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.

Here the clouds constantly adjusted like obedient phantoms, so that shadows never lengthened or shortened. At any point in space, Limbo never became any darker or lighter than the moment before.

Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I'm gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!

I love the idea of couture and its emphasis on creation. There's where I made my name - in design - and there's where I'd like to stay.

I think I have character, and that is what people like in me.

Your homecoming will be my homecoming

I'm the final clause in a periodic sentence, and that sentence begins a long time ago, in another language, and you to read it from the beginning to get to the end, which is my arrival.

I was crazy about the song "Doot Doot," so I usually love this genre of weird, European electronic.

It's weird for me to come from the 80s when metal was so uncool and see how far it has come.

Isn't it fitting that so many of those who have contempt for the private sector will soon find themselves back in it?