The great words never die... and so does the soul of its author.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Lord I thank you for the grace to live through every day.

What do you love to fulfill in life?

Sometimes my age is inappropriate for my behavior.

The life of the body is the soul; the life of the soul is God.

They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays.

I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.

I was a Fry & Laurie fan, I was a Blackadder fan, I was a House fan and he [ Hugh Laurie]s a pleasure.

Life is merely a fracas on an unmapped terrain, and the universe a geometry stricken with epilepsy.

I have noticed that music, like solid matter, is essentially crystalline in structure.

Ah, my friend, that is the only true church organization, when heads and hearts unite in working for the welfare of the human race!