The greater the wealth the thicker will be the dirt.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Oligopoly is an imperfect monopoly. Like the despotism of the Dual Monarchy, it is saved only by its incompetence.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

Simple minds, presumably, are the easiest to manage.

Every corner of the public psyche is canvassed by some of the most talented citizens to see if the desire for some merchandisable product can be cultivated.

TO BE TREATED WITH KINDNESS AND COMPASSION, ALWAYS TREAT OTHERS IN THE SAME WAY, INCLUDING YOUR PARTNER.

To redeem your territory for the kingdom is to identify your territory

I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink myself smart.

The true master knows that if he had a God he could understand, he would never hold Him to be God.

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.

I've dabbled in several different religions.

Socrates... Whom well inspir'd the oracle pronounc'd Wisest of men.

We are only advancing in life, whose hearts are getting softer, our blood warmer, our brains quicker, and our spirits entering into living peace.

Having a dream is what keeps you alive. Overcoming the challenges makes life worth living.

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.