The greatest danger facing our nation isn't terrorism, global warming or the energy crisis. It is out-of-control, unbridled government spending.

Democracy? I want nothing to do with a system which operates on the premise that my rights don’t exist simply because I am outnumbered.

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did."

I realized this weak that I just cannot do it all. So I will choose to do what i can, fabulously.

Genius may be almost defined as the faculty of acquiring poverty.

I dont theorize too much. I sort of let the experience sink in, and I have to discover what the character is by doing it, and having those thoughts that shes thinking.

ACA is advancing an agenda of dramatic and necessary change in how medical care is delivered in the U.S.

Mary had Joseph. Esther had Mordecai. Ruth had Boaz. We will not become the women God intends us to be without the guidance, counsel, wisdom, strength, and love of good men in our lives.

It's cool to play a vampire and be a part of this new, hot genre.

I'm a big supporter of the Second Amendment. But I think I have a First Amendment right not to be shot.

In a healthy state of the organism all wounds have a tendency to heal.

Lobbyists are the touts of protected industries.