The greatest flight I've ever flown was coming home.

People ask if I regret not winning a Stanley Cup, but winning the series against the Soviet Union was the best. It was the greatest experience of my hockey career by far.

I've done the same thing in the world of business that winners do in the game. I watch them, admire them.

I've never seen anything like it since. Some of the Canada Cups came close, but by then a lot of European players came and played in our league so we were more familiar with them.

I had an opportunity many, many times to go to the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner. Jerry Buss asked me many times and you know what, looking back that was stupid of me not going there.

I told (Anze) Kopitar 'You aren't touching the puck enough. I don't like your breakout.' I think Kopitar can make magic with the puck

Holy Jesus God, it's the Gerps shootin' us up!" the manager shouted. He hadn't known whether to say Germans or Japs, and came out with both at once.

I am on the side of the unregenerate who affirm the worth of life as an end in itself as against the saints who deny it.

I think it's incredibly cute when a guy can't dance and doesn't care about how crazy he looks.

I’m reading! I don’t want to be disturbed!

I'm a maniacal perfectionist.

My parents were very patient with my pretentious little adolescent snobberies. It took me awhile to accept them.

[Magic] Johnson is seriously remarkable, in terms of what he has accomplished in his profession and outside of his profession as well.

Comedy is not supposed to be funny. Its supposed to tell the truth and then that's funny.

I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience of winning political debates. But I don't have that experience. My only experience is at losing them.

Writing is a passion I have never understood, yet a storyteller is all I have ever wanted to be.