The greatest gift we give to someone who loves us is simply to be happy.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Military service is not just a vocation. It is a way of life, an attitude that you carry in your heart even after you are discharged.

He will hold thee, when his passion shall have spent its novel force, Something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse.

I hope to die right in the middle of a song and right on the stage doing what I love to do. I hope to be about 120 when that happens.

A Christianity which will not help those who are struggling from the bottom to the top of society, needs another Christ to die for it.

Let nature do the freezing and frightening and isolating in this world. let men work and love and fight it off.

The notion that somehow you're going to have freedom just kind of outbreak in Cuba, I think is false.

I lived with my godmother and mother in New Zealand until I was seven. They were both Jungian psychologists and had a homeless shelter for street gang members in New Zealand.

We are continually experiencing the conditioning to hold on, tighten, or resist.

Twas a clever quibble. Here, a garment for it.

Peace for us means the destruction of Israel.