The greatest natural resource that any country can have is its children.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

It is your responsibility to find fault with me, it is mine to hear you out. But don't expect me to change.

If I had the authority to pick and choose who gets to know Christ as Savior, that would make me God. Thank the one true God that I am not.

I must confess that my imagination refuses to see any sort of submarine doing anything but suffocating its crew and floundering at sea.

George Bush taking credit for the wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sun rising.

Nothing is more satisfying than to write a good sentence.

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player.

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.

I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life.

It's fine to pretend that people are one-dimensional, like in body size; the problem comes when you forget that you are just pretending.

[Valley of Violence] was written for James Ransone. PJ's a friend of mine, I've known him for a long time, he's always like, "Dude, when are we going to make a movie together?" I finally called him.