The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Every shot makes someone happy.

The end of ourselves is the beginning of God

The desires of the heart are as crooked as corkscrews.

Don’t waste your most important resource—your life.

My Grandmother would say, 'Make sure you look good. Make sure you speak well. Make sure you remain that Southern gentleman that I've taught you to be.'

Going to school and working for good marks, indeed working for very good marks, was a serious business.

You see there are people who believe the function of the police is to fight crime, and that's not true, the function of the police is social control and protection of property.

What a great way to see all of our legacies live on, through the video games.

It is a remarkable circumstance in reference to cunning persons that they are often deficient not only in comprehensive, far-sighted wisdom, but even in prudent, cautious circumspection.

Love is an open secret, the most obvious thing in the world and the most hidden, with no why to how it keeps its mystery.

But I know loving someone means losing a part of myself.