The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.

The right thing and the easy thing are never the same.

In one moment I was feeling everything and I was feeling nothing.

You're incredibly, absolutely, extremely, supremely, unbelievably different.

Dig deep. Find your way to your soul.

It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it.

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.

Got it. Demon. Death. Doom.

They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how 'bout you?

You reveal your character by what you do with what you have.

You have to put your own oxygen mask before you put on others... It's a good metaphor for parenting

If I had been at a University I don't think I would have been able to have the experience I had in my Smithsonian work. I don't think I have been as successful

Man, he is constantly growing and when he is bound by a set pattern of ideas or way of doing things, that's when he stops growing

It is a great victory that comes without blood.

When "I" and "You" are absent, I've no idea if this is a mosque, synagogue, church or temple

I'm a spiritual person, I'm an America, I'm a Jew, and all of those things influence every breath I take, everywhere I go.

Empathize, rather than put your "but" in the face of an angry person.

The year I was born, 1956, was the peak year for babies being born, and there are more people essentially our age than anybody else. We could crush these new generations if we decided too.

It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?