The handling of a problem seems to be simply the increase of ability to confront the problem and when the problem can be totally confronted it no longer exists.

You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.

What is true for you is what you have observed yourself. And when you lose that, you have lost everything.

Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today and you make your tomorrow.

Nothing in Scientology is true for you unless you have observed it and it is true according to your observation

Scientology is the only specific (cure) for radiation (atomic bomb) burns.

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.

To love in spite of all is the secret of greatness. And may very well be the greatest secret in this universe.

The test of true competence is the end result.

The only way you can control people is to lie to them. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them.

If you watch great things, you empower your thought greatly. They that do great things do not only look but they see.

Every day I would come to set [of Swiss Army Man] going like, "How are we going to do this?".

The design of a restaurant should embrace the identity of the chef, the nature of the cuisine, and the context of the restaurant itself.

The true dividing line between people is whether they are capable of being in love with their destiny.

People can be anonymous when they go on blogs and say crazy things that they would never have the courage to say to your face.

We want big directional signs from God. God just wants us to pay attention.

I love entertaining people and making them laugh. It's my favorite thing to do.

The schedule is really crazy and the fans are sometimes kind of crazy, but other than that it's been - it's been cool.

Americans are a nation of immigrants.

I don't consider myself a religious person, but I consider myself a very spiritual person. I would say I have a relationship with God, I believe in God, I do.