The happy phrasing of a compliment is one of the rarest of human gifts, and the happy delivery of it another.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design.

Trifles make perfection and perfection is no trifle.

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.

I think that intellectuals who end up in hell will have to read page proofs and check indexes there.

Truth carries with it confrontation.

Ignorance is a voluntary condition.

God forgets the past... Imitate Him.

Racism today is the ultimate evil in the world

On bravely through the sunshine and the showers! Time hath his work to do, and we have ours.

For in religion as in friendship, they who profess most are ever the least sincere.