The hard sayings of our Lord are wholesome to those only who find them hard.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If you’ve got a dozen pitchers, you need to speak 12 different languages.

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past.

I hear a small voicein the back of my mindand it is chanting a prayer:‘Please don’t fall in love again, please don’t fall in love again.’Maybe this time I will listen.Maybe this I will learn.

Often I am struck in amazement about a word: I suddenly realize that the complete arbitrariness of our language is but a part of the arbitrariness of our own world in general.

In cases of doubtful morality, it is usual to say is there any harm in doing this? This question may sometimes be best answered by asking ourselves another; is there any harm in letting it alone?

Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant

The revelation to store food may be as essential to our temporal salvation today as boarding the ark was to the people in the days of Noah.

When we are made right with God, we begin to think right, we begin to talk right, and we begin to act right.

A jailer is as much a prisoner as his prisoner.

A country in which 42% of the population is totally misinformed is not a country where democracy is safe.