The hard thing is getting people to come to the theater to see something, no matter if it's good or not.

I've never been to a class reunion or anything because I'm always afraid of that one - there's going to be some 'Carrie'-like incident.

Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting each other, name-calling, and kind of busting each other's chops, and that's not what women's comedy is.

Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements.

The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood’.

The director is the only person on the set who has seen the film. Your job as a director is to show up every day and know where everything will fit into the film.

When I went to high school, in the late 1970s, disco was in full swing and anyone who was into it dressed the part. I know I did.

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

My style of comedy is very real and bittersweet, and sort of always on the verge of kind of being tragic.

With a suit, even if you're having a nervous breakdown, you still look like you're in charge.

I'm more of a science head, so I was like, how would a guy use - if there were ghosts - technology to bring them back?

Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

A muscle becomes weak if it is not used. To become strong, a muscle must push against something.

All these were honoured in their generations and were the glory of their times.

An ability to choose is a necessity for the artist.

My whole life has been about changing negatives into positives. I got famous, then I got cancer, and now I live to talk about it. Sometimes the best gifts come in the ugliest packages.

I need nothing but God, and to lose myself in the heart of God.

Criticism is like medicine. It’s poison unless carefully administered at the right dose.

The problem is a lot of people don't think. The general bloke just goes through life, gets a job, gets married and all that, and that's it.

A crafty enemy will set a weak ambush you are meant to break through. Confident because you have dealt with the threat, your guard relaxed, you walk into the second, stronger ambush.

Attention is the mind's feet; if you do not control your attention strictly, it runs into misleading pathways.