The hardest challenge being an HR is that sometimes you have to be the LAWYER, the JUDGE and the HANGMAN.

Being single is definitely better than being with the wrong person

impossibility exist only in the weak minds

It's a pleasure to create a smile on people's face, and a gratification to see it on the people you love.

Take advantage of losing your job by making it an opportunity to find a better one..

Take advantage of losing your job by making it an opportunity to find a better one

Be with people who know your VALUE not your PRICE

We are known to be anti-authoritarian, anti-institutional, and notoriously anti-religious—more likely to quote Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python, or Star Trek than the Bible.

If she stays she stays if she goes jst let her go, making her pregnant won't stop her from leaving

At Juilliard, I couldn't afford to have fun. I went to school and stayed home.

Nonsense, when earnest, is impressive, and sometimes takes you in. If you are in a hurry, you occasionally mistake it for sense.

Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.

Now when I have to remember a date, all I have to do is consult my rap sheet.

Frank gave Leo a confused smile- like he couldn't decide whether to gloat or to thank Leo for being a doofus- but he cheerfully let Hazel drag him along.

The arts community still has a long lasting cynicism of the importance, or the artistic value, of comedy. Comedy is just farting about for money.

We are all worms. However, I like to think I'm a glow worm

I believe that if Mohammed, Buddha, Jesus, and Moses all got together they would be best of friends because the spiritual basis of all religions is something that builds unity.