The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Opportunities that always fail need change

People who fit don’t seek. The seekers are those that don’t fit.

A boy is a creature of odd feelings.

The imperfections of religions can only be understood by their unfollowers, not followers.

Terminological inexactitude

Somebody accused us of hiring him and putting him there. He was a classic.

Laurels grow in the Bay of Biscay, I hope a bed of them may be found in the Mediterranean.

All of my fans are beautiful. Some don't know it, & that sucks 'cause every girl deserves to know they are beautiful.

Was there ever in anyone's life span a point free in time, devoid of memory, a night when choice was any more than the sum of all the choices gone before?

Domestic violence is the front line of the war against women.