The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

We are such idiots, We think everyone else has it all figured out. But we're all stumbling around in dark rooms bumping into furniture and stifling our cries so no one will know.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.

It's really important for boys to see that girls take up half of the planet - which we do.

The song and dance didn't stop us dying. It just stopped the fear of death swallowing us up while we were still alive.

Abyss-mongering makes professors and poets feel daring.

You will never become rich, until you hate poverty

if you go through life looking for insults, you may be comfortably assured of finding them.

Each new generation born is in effect an invasion of civilization by little barbarians, who must be civilized before it is too late.