The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

Am I as admirable as that ant?

But who has time to write memoirs? I’m still living my memoirs.

I came to this house for safety. They came because the foster care system ran out of homes. We stayed because we were stray pieces of other puzzles, tired of never fitting.

Maybe there is hope in the fragments, that what is lost can always be filled in by someone who knows.

All I wanted to do was lie in the dry grass with my feet in a ditch forever. I could be a convenient sort of milemarker, I thought. Get to the thief and you know you're halfway to Methana.

The court's recent decisions have made life more difficult for the democratic institutions that perform the day- to-day work of our nation.

If people concentrated on their responsibilities, others would have their rights.

I do not believe that any two men, on what are called doctrinal points, think alike who think at all. It is only those who have not thought that appear to agree.

Interest rates are to asset prices what gravity is to the apple. When there are low interest rates, there is a very low gravitational pull on asset prices.

You should not see the desert simply as some faraway place of little rain. There are many forms of thirst.