The hardest thing to learn in the game of love is when to fold a winning hand.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Let us bring peace to the world by dreaming of peace.

There can be no god without desire.

I wanted to tell you that the man who is your father, the man who gave you life, has found a woman who is in heaven when she's in his arms.

You know, all that really matters is that the people you love are happy and healthy. Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae.

It is hardly respectable to be good nowadays.

Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.” “Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.” Eeek.

If you want to learn about an organization, try to change it.

He who thinks always of the Lord, which way can evil come to him?

The trouble with most people is that they quit before they start.

I'd most likely be a helicopter pilot, or I'd own a really cool surf hotel somewhere on a beach.