The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

We were like wanderers in a desert, blessed with a rare downpour, but unable to store the rain.

They told us love was a disease. They told us it would kill us in the end.For the very first time I realize, that this, too, might also be a lie.

Never tell your resolution beforehand.

Alliances and international organizations should be understood as opportunities for leadership and a means to expand our influence, not as constraints on our power.

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

Our view of reality is like a chart of the sea - the truer it is, the less likely we will become lost.

I think. I am. I will.

He who rejects change is the architect of decay.

The cement in our whole democracy today is the worker who makes $ 15 an hour. He's the guy who will buy a house and a car and a refrigerator. He's the oil in the engine.

Publishing is in a kind of Jurassic age.